Blogmas D’17: Reacting to 10 Christmas Jokes

Hey hey heyyyyy

Damn day 17🤩 can’t believe I’ve made it this long🥺. Really this is so much fun ah!

Today, I’ll be reacting to Christmas jokes! I don’t usually find lots of jokes funny so I don’t have high expectations for these ones😂. I just want to see the kind of Christmas jokes people have made, I guess.

🎄 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia!

Okay this is actually a little funny. I would’ve guessed the answer immediately 😂

🎄 Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!

Ummm naur 💀💀💀

Never again! Anyone crack this joke near me, I will beat you up!

🎄 What did Adam say the day before Christmas? “It’s Christmas, Eve!”

🤦🏽‍♀️ Who came up with these jokes?😂

🎄 What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky!

Not y’all doing Miley dirty!😂😂 why this?!

This shouldn’t be accepted

🎄 Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had a low “elf” esteem!

Shut up! Shut up! 😂😂😂 no more. I don’t want to see anymore of these jokes. No!

🎄 What carol is heard in the desert? ‘O camel ye faithful!’

Whoever came up with this should be sued. Point blank period!

🎄 Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!

What is this?💀🧎🏽‍♀️ #freeElvisPresley

🎄 What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause!

Girl bye!😂

🎄 What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple? A pineapple!

Cause Christmas trees are pine trees, you get?

🎄 Why is everyone so thirsty at the north pole? There’s o well, no well!

Noel, No well😂😂 this is probably the most clever one.

Well there you have it! 10 not so bad Christmas jokes to make you at least smile today✨

Which of the jokes was your favorite?

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