Why tf am I still doing Blogmas? I just want to know what prompted me to count days after Christmas as well while I was planning the blogmas😂. Ib, Christmas is over so why this?
I’m sure most of y’all are thinking the same thing but I promised to make it 12 days which would end on the 1st and I’m a woman of my word so bear with me or you….like, comment, share, then leave.
Anyways, today I have something super interesting for you guys. Okay so, I know Christmas is over but I promise you that this is the last Christmas post you’ll see. The remain two aren’t Christmas related, I promise…
DAY 10: RATING 10 CHRISTMAS JOKES!
So we have this huge book of jokes in my house. No one’s ever finished it, I don’t even get some of the jokes in there so todayyyy, I’ll be rating the jokes under the Christmas section, according to how much they made me laugh. You guys can do your own ratings as well or just tell me your favorite joke in the comments down below.
#1. The spirit of Christmas lives in Las Vegas. When a kid tells a department store Santa what he wants for Christmas, Santa gives him the odds on getting it.
I’m guessing it’s cause they do a lot of gambling in Las Vegas so 😂😂😂😂. I’ll give that joke a “6“.
#2. Last Christmas, I told Santa what I wanted and he said, “Me too”
😂😂😂😂 I’m giving this joke a neutral “5” cause it’s not funny but at the same time, it’s kind of funny.
#3. My kids get so many battery-operated toys during Christmas, they think the holiday celebrates the birth of Duracell!
How? But wait, how?
First of all, is it just me that doesn’t get “Christmas gifts”. Like parents or friends come and just say, “Here’s a gift I got you for Christmas” or am I in a different part of the world. What’s a Christmas gift?😂. If I ask anyone, they’d be like “The fact that you’re alive is a Christmas gift”
Anyways, I give that joke a “4” for effort.
#4. My nephew got a soldier combat outfit, two guns and a toy mortar. They were all wrapped in paper that said, “Peace on Earth”.
How ironic😂😂😂. A “9” cause I love!
#5. Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s presents with next year’s money
This is just actual facts… I can’t even lie, I’m not even going to lie. Infact, I’m giving this a “10” because I love the truth!
#6. Things aren’t so good at the North Pole. The other day, Mrs Claus said to Santa, “Big deal. Everybody you take care of, me you forget!”
I don’t even know how to rate this joke cause honestly, Mrs Claus and I be paddling the same boat. When I was younger, I used to think there was no transport service available for Santa in Nigeria, like maybe our wind had issues, the CO was probably too much for him to inhale or the heat probably chased him back to the North Pole cause man never woke up to presents under the Christmas tree or candy in the stockings….We didn’t even hang up stockings in the first place 😂😂😂. Oh yeah and we don’t have chimneys where I come from.
What actually happens is, “if” we get presents, we just put them ourselves under the tree till Boxing Day and then we open them but not in the morning! You think we wake up in the morning and run downstairs to open gifts with “12 Days of Christmas” playing in the background? I wish! You’ll first have devotion, brush your teeth, take care of the house and then you think of presents😂.
#7. Two six-year old kids were discussing the Christmas holiday. One said, There’s really no Santa Claus. It’s just your parents”. The other kid answered, “There must be a Santa. My parents couldn’t afford to buy me all that junk”.
How I wish I could relate?😂😂😂. Imma give this a “7”.
#8. Santa keeps saying, “Ho Ho Ho”. I’d laugh too if I only hard to work one day a year.
Bruhhh, I feel ya! I’ll give you a “10” cause you also speak truth!
#9. I took my grandson shopping for Christmas. At the first place, he sat down on Santa’s knee and mentioned what he wanted. We went to another store. Again he sat down on Santa’s knee. When asked what he wanted, he told Santa, “I want a bike and a baseball glove”. In the third store, he sat on Santa’s knee and Santa asked, “What do you want little boy?” My grandson said, “I told you to write it down”
😂😂😂😂😂💔 a solid “8”!
#10. Alex, age ten, days to his father, “Who did you say gave me my bike?” His father says, “Santa”. “Well, could you get in touch with him and tell him some guy called today and the last payment is overdue”
I legit fell!😂😂😂. A “9” cause I loved it!
I think it’s clear that I’m terrible at rating😂. Honestly, I love the jokes cause I’m not half as funny as Milton Berle’s
Anyways, I really hope y’all enjoyed that. I’ll probably be doing more of this in the future cause it’s a very huge book with literally any section you can think of; mother in laws, drug addicts, thanksgivings, mothers, doctors, birth control, anything! I’ll probably do a poll on what to do next or you can just comment which you’d like me to do.
We’re in the last week of 2020 and boy, the gratitude that I feel right now is beyond measurable. I’m so happy that I’m alive and that you’re also alive reading this, damn it’s been a crazy year.
Anyways, on the next post, I will finally give y’all the much anticipated STORYTIME on how and why and when and where I started my blog and what I did, the mistakes I made, my advice, how it’s been and so on. Some of you have been dming me and asking for it so it’s here! If you have any questions you want me to answer, you can dm the questions to me:
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That’s it for today! Love y’all so much, byeeeeeeeeee
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