This is partly out of boredom and partly cause I thought it was funny. We play ludo alot in my family and it’s been like a daily thing since the commencement of the lockdown so all the kind of ludo players I’m going to state are based on the attitudes of each member of my family while playing ludo. Can you guess which is me? (You probably can’t 😌)
1. THE HYPERBOLIC
This person exaggerates everything, I mean EVERYTHING! When he gets a double six, it’s like the whole world bows to him. A game that is originally supposed to last for 30 minutes could reach an hour because the person would keep ceasing the game to rejoice everytime he gets a double six or captures someone or even comes out of his yard.
2. THE SHORT ATTENTION SPANNER
These are the people you have to keep reminding when it’s their turn. Their mind is never ever on the game. I don’t even know why they bother to join the game! You have to tap them when it’s their turn or remind them that they’re supposed to enter their home column not pass it.
3. THE INDIFFERENT
These people in particular are just there to occupy space. They don’t care if they win or lose. They just follow the game as it goes. They act like someone walked up to them and was like “please would you be our fourth player?”
4. THE SWIPERS
These guys are the swipers because they always take what’s not theirs. They roll the dice when it’s not their turn and they move someone else’s token. I don’t know if it’s the excitement of the game or the hunger to win that drives them but they’re just never calm during the game.
5. THE CANDIDATE
These guys are the funniest. They play the game like it’s an exam. When they lose, they get so angry like they’ve failed a course or something. Any slight mistake, they take it so personal like they just ruined a chance of becoming someone in the future.
6. THE SAINT LUDO
To be honest, I don’t even know what these guys are doing in the game. If they roll a number enough to capture someone’s token, they’ll be like “Don’t worry I don’t want to capture 😁” then they’ll move another token instead like “Sis, this isn’t a charity event! This is a game!!!”.
Which one do you think I am and if you’re also a ludo player, who do you think you are?
How’s your lockdown going? I hope you’re not as frustrated as I am. Don’t worry, it’ll be over soon. Bye guys! Love you all.